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ancientdelirium:

Side-necked turtle with friend by gainesp2003 on Flickr.

Anonymous asks: To you have a fav pokemon?

asktehbowz:

P-POKEMON!? H-HNN WHAT WOULD A GUY LIKE ME HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SOMETHING SO NERDY LIKE THAT!?

*cough* B-BUT I GUESS THAT CHARIZARD’S PRETTY COOL…ESPECIALLY WITH ITS NEW MEGA-EVOLUTION. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW!!!

turtel watches cr1tikal videos, ponders building youtube let’s play empire

(Source: waddledees)

selfie

mouthfulofglass:

This tortoise is amazing. His name is Jonathan, and he is possibly the oldest living land animal in the world.

rate-my-reptile:

dreamcatcheratsunset:

Finally, I’m not busy and the weather is sort of good which means I can go riding again. Haven’t been for the past week and it was bringing me down.

Ran into this little guy for the third time, I’ve taken to calling him Fredrick. image

Oh but perhap… Fraddy Fonzturt next time wil have a Falentines Rosey for you… Secrete Admirer always looksogood at you??? PERHAP! 9.42/10 Turt love you for them Fancy Calve VERY musc’ly ridebike

"Writing is a desperate attempt to extract some dignity—and a modicum of money—from solitude."
Walter Moers, The City of Dreaming Books (via bookscomefromtrees)

rate-my-reptile:

Rater my Reptilian…

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After Dark (P.M. Time)

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

(Source: addelburgh)

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